Shipping policy

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Shipping Policy

Mom Gone Mild, LLC

Last updated: 4/8/2026

We’ll get your order to you faster than a mom can hear silence and get suspicious. Here’s how shipping works around here.

Processing Time (a.k.a. “We’re on it”)

All orders are processed within 2-3 business days after payment is received (excluding weekends and holidays, because even we need rest and a cocktail).

During busy seasons, launches, or mild chaos, processing may take a smidge longer. If things slow down significantly, we’ll email you — pinky promise.

Shipping Rates & Delivery Estimates

Shipping costs are calculated at checkout. No guesswork, no surprises, no emotional damage.

Estimated delivery times (after processing):

  • Standard Shipping: 5-7 business days
  • Expedited Shipping: 2-3 business days (if you chose the “I need this yesterday” option)

Delivery times are estimates, not guarantees. Once your package leaves us, it answers only to the shipping gods.

Shipping Carriers

We ship via dependable carriers like USPS / UPS.

Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking info so you can refresh the page obsessively like the rest of us.

Where We Ship

Right now, Mom Gone Mild, LLC ships to:

  • United States only

Not sure if we ship to you? Ask before you order — we don’t bite.

Tracking Your Order

Tracking details will be emailed once your order ships. Please allow up to 24 hours for the carrier to get their act together.

Delays, Lost Packages & Carrier Shenanigans

We love you, but once your package is in carrier hands, some things are out of our control.

Mom Gone Mild, LLC is not responsible for:

  • Carrier delays
  • Incorrect or incomplete addresses entered at checkout
  • Packages marked “delivered” by the carrier

If a package looks lost, please contact the carrier first. If you’re still stuck, reach out — we’ll help where we can.

Address Changes

Please triple‑check your shipping address before ordering. Once processing begins, address changes cannot be guaranteed (and yes, we hate that too).

Need Help?

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Mom Gone Mild, LLC
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